(OK, let's get this one out of the way!)
How do you make a Classic Rock Guitar player turn down?
-Put sheet music in front of him!
What do you call a Classic Rock Guitar player who doesn't have a girlfriend?
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
Q. What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?
A. A pizza can feed a family of four
How do you play Rock & Roll and end up with a million dollars?
Start with two million!
Two guys were walking down the road; One was a musician and the other one didn't have any money either.
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, I travel a lot.
I have noticed strange things happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to answer it, or she says, "I'll call you back later." When I ask her who called she gets evasive.
Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
I've found inexplicable things around the house, like menus from fancy restaurants personalized with an unfamiliar name. I've also found strange cell phone numbers on scraps of paper.
A buddy of mine also plays guitar in a band. He called recently, saying his amp had broken down, and wanting to borrow mine for a show. He also mentioned that he'd seen my wife with some guy at his gigs.
That's when I got an idea. I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the bar, and who she comes in with." He agreed.
So Saturday night came, and I slipped behind my Fender Bandmaster half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of my preamp tubes was not glowing as brightly as the others.
Do you think it's best to replace just the one tube, or should I get a whole new set?
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